So I get out of work at midnight and its kind of raining kind of not. The first words out of my radio. ‘Baby don’t worry even if thw sky is falling down’
maybe because I haven’t slept in 3 days but that’s the funniest thing I’ve heard all week.
- u want to sleep on ur tummy?? ha
- need a bra that fits you? go a head and try, punk
- thats a cute dress, it fits u perfect except for your giant melons that get in the way
- unwanted attention from weird animalistic males
- running??? u mean slapping urself in the face repeatedly
- losing food in your cleavage and having to shove your hand down your shirt to try and get it out