My Reality

Where my real life begins

gillasue345:

Sometimes I just have to remind myself that Sam didn’t say “Are you into Dick now?” He said “Are you strictly into Dick now?” And boy if that one word doesn’t make all the difference in the world. 

This. This right here just made my Fuckin day.

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listoflifehacks:

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Microwave Snacks You Can Make In A Mug Part 1 Here

mc-jaeger:

jean-huh-kirschnickerdoodle:

being a capable writer:
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having the urge to write:
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having a list of fic ideas:
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having new ideas get in the way of old ones:
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not having the inspiration/motivation to write:
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Conclusion; Jack Sparrow is my creative mind:
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And when you write something amazing and you love it and you share it and it’s still amazing and people love it and you’ll never be able to do anything like it ever again and you’re just like

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Making a Minion hat for my new coming baby niece. She’s due in November so I have a little time left. This is the big minion eye that gonna go one front. I crocheted it with a size I needle. First time crocheting! Like a boss. I’m going to knit the hat, but need a smaller pair of circler needles first. Probably gonna get those Friday. Might make her some other stuff depending on when I get the hat done. Depends on how long the hat takes. Still, I’m soooooooooo excited!!!!!!!!!! First baby out of us siblings! she’s gonna be so spoiled!!!

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narcotic:

I love how girls are so chill like yea touch my boobs wanna snuggle heck yes but two guys will bump into eachother and be like woA NO HOMO MAN.

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vinegod:

When you can’t get over a fictional death… by Jerry Purpdrank

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captain-pringle:

JUST LISTEN TO IT

JUST LISTEN

ITS GOOD I PROMISE

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

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